That’s ‘cause in canon, that’s what he is. Also, I love how you’re posting all this Batman shit because I’m the one that played Arkham City.dat onesie
i really like the nose shape and general body shape of batman returns penguin. and those GLOVES HNNGGHHHH deformity fetish and black glove fetish combined aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yet funny as his personality is and as much as it makes sense because i doubt he has gotten laid ever i dont know that i like him being quite SUCH an openly lascivious little guy. i like to think of him as being more outwardly classy and pompous and fancy and INWARDLY being a digusting horny little birdman
U MAKE ME REMEMBER HOW MUCH I LIKE BOTMON
but im a TERRIBLE batman fan. really. i am not diehard or knowledgeable and i dont have a strong grasp on whats canon or not. i just like what i like.
for the record, and for fun, here’s what i think about every batman villain. i looked at a list and aside from villains ive never heard of…
bane. big guy. apparently very smart but several adaptations made him into basically a hulk ripoff? feel bad he isnt represented well but im not a huge fan.
calendar man and clock king. these guys are fucking funny.
catwoman. DAAAMN GIRL SHE HOT. i still dont think the high heels are a good choice you cannot change my mind about this, but if catwoman wants to wear them, whatever.
clayface. he’s ron perlman. im ok with that.
harley quinn. i kinda pity her when she’s clinging on poison ivy or joker. when she goes solo she seems more likeable to me. the new design for her is shit. i hate how she looks in arkham asylum as well. bruce timm’s costume for her is perfection you cant mess with, whether you like the character or not.
the joker. is in love with batman.
killer croc. really really cute in TAS. dont really dig any other versions of him.
the mad hatter. i love this guy. most specific villain EVER
mr freeze. has gotten his dick stuck to his wife’s cryogenic chamber more than once i am certain of this.
man bat. this guy is pretty badass.
the penguin. scented and unscented lotion.
poison ivy. i like the villains that are practically inhuman, they’re so far gone. that ivy has zero emotional ties to the human race at all makes her very scary and very interesting. i like when people draw her as a dude. hint hint draw that for me
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/46/batmanpoisonivy.png/
rassagool whatever i cant spell his name. eh. dont really care.
riddler. kind of a dweeb.
scarecrow. i like this guy a lot. i like that he’s just like BLAP BLAP HAVE A BUNCH OF DRUGS IN YOUR FACE HAVE FUN TRIPPING BALLS
two face. TOTAL HOTTIE NNGHHH. i love every version of him, thats the only batman villain i can say that about.
the ventriloquist. moe as fuck.
(Source: patmanzada)
